Tourney?

Playoffs? - damn yes!
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Spectacular Pass by Hatchet to a guy who scores keys 'Blades Victory over Force, 6-1; Continue Streak with Eighth Straight; Size Line prospers without Bruiser, Hatchet, Eel Great!

On the way to Toronto, no spectacular collapse, will it come?

After the forceful victory over No. 2 Bombers (sans Driver) the 'Blades continued the meat of their schedule with a game with the Force, who were now tied with the Bombers for 2nd Place.  The Force had dominated the 'Blades in the early  years, with an 10 game win streak but the 'Blades had come back this year, with 'Brod with a spectacular 5-0 shut out last meeting.

Bruiser was out, which led to some line mixing... so late in the season?  Well, you know the Cat, he's pure genius, especially with the mixmaster Dickey at his side, er front, er back, whereever he and Dickey meet???  He put C. Hockey up (and with his offensive force recently, why not!) with the Lords of Discipline, moving Ziggy to the Size.

The team rookie-of-the-year continued his domination; Secret Weapon started his usual tour-de-force with a goal from the Love Line.  Can this be the year that the 'Blades have four thirty point scorers??  (They have never had one in the past four years, with Flea with 28 points in 00/01 Season)  The Love Line and Kent are within 6 points at the most, with 6 games to go!

Love Line continued, with another goal in the second.  The play was tight, though the 'Blades dominated...  The Force seemed to miss the guy with the bad hand.  Guess the wife was out of town that day! 

Their top scorers seemed to skate hard, but my goodness, I never saw so many 'Blades fight to get to the puck!  It was like there was Guiness under the black rubber! 

At the end of the period, a pushing match, Dilbert Dickey and Kobe are out for a penalty.  Flea hooks up with C. Hockey, and Hatchet with the Love line, ex Flea.  Is this sound?  Will it work?  Hey, we're in first place, who cares?  The Abacus Financial bowl can wait a few games if we lose...

Then the re-tooled Lords chipped in, with Lord King himself with a goal.  Take that!  The Force goalie was as whimpy as the Fresh King's ex-wife's new husband, Montclair sucks!    Then, Fat works, and Eel scores!

Then the weird combo worked, it was like Santa Claus visited in February... yep, the Cat to Hatchet with a sports center pass to a guy who scored.  It was amazing!  The entire 'Blade team on the bench went out to give congrats to the Hatchet!  No more Olive Garden for him, he's off to the Macaroni Grill at the Mall!  (let's just hope Eel doesn't show up for all you can eat lambchop night!) Ziggy locked up the night with the final goal.   Catch the 'Blades on the road to Toronto!
Game 14: at  Bayonne v. the Force  2/5/03
News Of the Game!       

Spectacular Pass by Hatchet to a guy who scores keys 'Blades Victory over Force, 6-1; Continue Streak with Eighth Straight; Size Line prospers without Bruiser, Hatchet, Eel Great!

On the way to Toronto, no spectacular collapse, will it come?

After the forceful victory over No. 2 Bombers (sans Driver) the 'Blades continued the meat of their schedule with a game with the Force, who were now tied with the Bombers for 2nd Place.  The Force had dominated the 'Blades in the early  years, with an 10 game win streak but the 'Blades had come back this year, with 'Brod with a spectacular 5-0 shut out last meeting.

Bruiser was out, which led to some line mixing... so late in the season?  Well, you know the Cat, he's pure genius, especially with the mixmaster Dickey at his side, er front, er back, whereever he and Dickey meet???  He put C. Hockey up (and with his offensive force recently, why not!) with the Lords of Discipline, moving Ziggy to the Size.

The team rookie-of-the-year continued his domination; Secret Weapon started his usual tour-de-force with a goal from the Love Line.  Can this be the year that the 'Blades have four thirty point scorers??  (They have never had one in the past four years, with Flea with 28 points in 00/01 Season)  The Love Line and Kent are within 6 points at the most, with 6 games to go!

Love Line continued, with another goal in the second.  The play was tight, though the 'Blades dominated...  The Force seemed to miss the guy with the bad hand.  Guess the wife was out of town that day! 

Their top scorers seemed to skate hard, but my goodness, I never saw so many 'Blades fight to get to the puck!  It was like there was Guiness under the black rubber! 

At the end of the period, a pushing match, Dilbert Dickey and Kobe are out for a penalty.  Flea hooks up with C. Hockey, and Hatchet with the Love line, ex Flea.  Is this sound?  Will it work?  Hey, we're in first place, who cares?  The Abacus Financial bowl can wait a few games if we lose...

Then the re-tooled Lords chipped in, with Lord King himself with a goal.  Take that!  The Force goalie was as whimpy as the Fresh King's ex-wife's new husband, Montclair sucks!    Then, Fat works, and Eel scores!

Then the weird combo worked, it was like Santa Claus visited in February... yep, the Cat to Hatchet with a sports center pass to a guy who scored.  It was amazing!  The entire 'Blade team on the bench went out to give congrats to the Hatchet!  No more Olive Garden for him, he's off to the Macaroni Grill at the Mall!  (let's just hope Eel doesn't show up for all you can eat lambchop night!) Ziggy locked up the night with the final goal.   Catch the 'Blades on the road to Toronto!
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Tourney?

Playoffs? - damn yes!
Scoring:
Goals:
Fireblades: 1-1-4  6
Opponents:0-0-1  1
Shots:
Fireblades:   37
Opponents:   21

Scoring:
Per 1
Wagner (15) Magdon, Chesney
Per 2
Sheridan (10) Magdon, Peles
Per 3
King (5) Bellero
Rea (3) Peles
Sheridan (11) Csikos, Giangiulio
Rudner (4) Rea

Penalties:
Pound, 2 min Check
Sheridan 2 min Check
Chesney 2 min Rough
Csikos 2 min High stick

C. Hockey's 3 Stars of the Game:
1. Hatchet with "The Pass"
2. Ziggy, a 'Blade forward who back checks!
3.  Eel: "Judy, take out the garbage!, I'm scoring!"
 
Month Record:
October     6-3-0-0
November   10-10-1-2
December  5-5-3-1
January     10-6-0-0
February     4-5-0-0
March         7-5-1-0
April           1-4-0-0

Rink Record:
Bayonne 5-3-1
Beacon Hill 1-0-0
Mennan 6-4-0
Icehouse 24-16-1-2
Woodbridge 2-0-0
South Mountain 3-0-0

Days:
Sunday 9-8-1-1
Monday 5-7-1-1
Tuesday 18-10-0-0
Wednesday 11-11-1-0
Thursday 6-5-2-0
Friday, no games
Saturday 0-2-0-0

Scheduled Start Times:
8:00 3-3-0-0
8:15 0-3-0-0
8:30 1-0-0-0
8:45 0-1-0-0
9:00 3-2-0-0
9:45 2-1-1-0
10:00 5-1-0
10:15 5-3-1-1
10:30 5-6-2-2
10:45 12-4-0-0
11:00 4-4-0-0

Lifetime:
Force 4-11-0-0
Cubs  3-0-0-0
Bombers 1-1-1-0
Timberwolves 11-0-1-0
Scouts 12-5-1-1

Top Scorers for the Fireblades:
1. Magdon  14 G 13 A  6 PIM
2. Wagner  14      8      0
3. Chesney  9     13     26
4. Sheridan  9     12       2
5.  Bellero    5     6        4

Short Handed Goals:
Sheridan - 2
Magdon - 1

Game Winning Goals
Wagner -3
Sheridan -3
Magdon-2
Bellero-1
Peles-1
King -1
Chesney-1

Power Play Goals
Bellero 2

Goaltending:
Peles   1-0-0-0   100% Sv  0 GAA
George 11-2-0-0  90.7%    1.67 
Preview of Next Game:

Sunday, 2/9 at Mennan, Barbeque Night v. Scouts, Last Place

Top Scorers for the Force:
64 Dave Kells 7 G 1 A 4 Pim
15 J. Schneider 4 G 1 A 10 Pim
13 Gloster  2G 3 A 2 Pim
Goalie is Zartarian, but I hear he is hurt... They used Stars goalie

 What's your favorite near-Rink bar?
Harleys (Icehouse)
Big Apple (Bayonne)
Bowl-a-drome (Icehouse)
Mark's house (Mennan)
TGI Fridays's (Bridgewater)
Steak Place (Floyd Hall)
Pizza Hut (Union)
Chimney Rock Bar (if Built?)
Locker room (Woodbridge -
just kidding, Xena!)

Standings  2-5-03 C Div
Fireblades   12-2-0-0    24 points
Bombers        9-3-1-0   19
Force             9-5-1-0   19
T'Wolves       4-10-1-1    9
Cubs             4-10-0       8
Scouts          3-9-0-0      6
Preparing Power Point Presentation on Game Tactics with Visual Aids...
where are they now???
Dr Rudy - looking for skin diseases in Morristown
Surfer Jimmy - on Neverland, sleeping with "boys"
Doug Leftwich - Jail!
Flirty - ordered by his wife to "stay home!"  Playing hockey once a month is too much.
Rusty - hey, his kid's sick
Izzy - if only the US Marshals knew!
Barna - who?
Dr. Larry - On top the blonde bombshell, but still owes Cat money!
Fleno - they can rebuild him!  Only $6 million more, and he's back!