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News Of the Game! Teddy Who? Love Line Clicks with Cat leading way, Dickey with the "Fat Works Goal", Defense, 'Blades stretch streak to 3 games with 4-2 win over Force! Flea with another two goals, to lead league, Donny Bradeur with key "breast" saves and Defense pace Victory Well, with the leagues' new no gay sex in the lockerroom policy, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion parade on the tube, would any 'Blades show up for the crucial game between No. 1 and 2 in the division? Well, Eel was broiling some smelts with Albanian Olive Oil, at least what didn't leak out on to Route 80, and 'Blades goal scoring leader Fat Teddy was out looking for blubber, the 'Blades were left to fend for themselves! Genius Dickey had the lines done weeks before, with Barna with Ski Bum Craig and Rugby shirt Eby with 'Stache, oops, wrong team! Well, Dickey had some thoughts, good or not, with the Cat up on the Love Line - it's amazing Dickey could stop talking about himself for that long! Flea started it out, in the First, and another in the Second off of key assists from his Love Line mates (Teddy who?) Dickey is a Genius, all hail! (Sorry Dickey, league policy, no gay sex in the lockerroom!) Then the Pounder takes a penalty, and they score. Oh no, the 'Blades were all set to up their 1-10-1 records against the Force, and now the Force was coming back. After a cigarette break for Rocco, (where did he go? there's no gay sex in the lockerroom, league policy!) Well, the 'Blades held tough, and it took the Force only 45 seconds to score again, well, there goes the game! No so fast, another Pounder penatly, but the Cat, in his new Offensive (smelling?) position, passes it up to Dickey, and in a "Fat Works" moment, he doesn't deek or go around the goaler, like he always does, his momentum just pushes the puck in, (or I guess he shot it, but there was some fat moving somewhere! Next, another great moment, the man who saves his goals for major electric company mergers, and top goaltenders, the Mussell redirects a show mover that just makes it over! It's great, we win!, 4-2. Stay tune, we're back at Mennen, but it's rink 3, so no Pizza Night. Guys, better get in shape, Driver in 15 days! |
Game 5: at Hackensack November 20 at 10:00 versus the Force |
News Of the Game! Teddy Who? Love Line Clicks with Cat leading way, Dickey with the "Fat Works Goal", Defense, 'Blades stretch streak to 3 games with 4-2 win over Force! Flea with another two goals, to lead league, Donny Bradeur with key "breast" saves and Defense pace Victory Well, with the leagues' new no gay sex in the lockerroom policy, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion parade on the tube, would any 'Blades show up for the crucial game between No. 1 and 2 in the division? Well, Eel was broiling some smelts with Albanian Olive Oil, at least what didn't leak out on to Route 80, and 'Blades goal scoring leader Fat Teddy was out looking for blubber, the 'Blades were left to fend for themselves! Genius Dickey had the lines done weeks before, with Barna with Ski Bum Craig and Rugby shirt Eby with 'Stache, oops, wrong team! Well, Dickey had some thoughts, good or not, with the Cat up on the Love Line - it's amazing Dickey could stop talking about himself for that long! Flea started it out, in the First, and another in the Second off of key assists from his Love Line mates (Teddy who?) Dickey is a Genius, all hail! (Sorry Dickey, league policy, no gay sex in the lockerroom!) Then the Pounder takes a penalty, and they score. Oh no, the 'Blades were all set to up their 1-10-1 records against the Force, and now the Force was coming back. After a cigarette break for Rocco, (where did he go? there's no gay sex in the lockerroom, league policy!) Well, the 'Blades held tough, and it took the Force only 45 seconds to score again, well, there goes the game! No so fast, another Pounder penatly, but the Cat, in his new Offensive (smelling?) position, passes it up to Dickey, and in a "Fat Works" moment, he doesn't deek or go around the goaler, like he always does, his momentum just pushes the puck in, (or I guess he shot it, but there was some fat moving somewhere! Next, another great moment, the man who saves his goals for major electric company mergers, and top goaltenders, the Mussell redirects a show mover that just makes it over! It's great, we win!, 4-2. Stay tune, we're back at Mennen, but it's rink 3, so no Pizza Night. Guys, better get in shape, Driver in 15 days! |
Published by the New Jersey Fireblades Hockey Association, 1999-2002. Send E-Mail to the Webmaster at GoalerWin@AOL.com |
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ABOUT THE TEAM |
The team that "enjoys" a few cold ones, our motto, "Fat, Old and Slow" in spite of Xena! |
Scoring: Goals: Fireblades: 1 - 1 - 2 4 Opponents 0 - 0 - 2 2 Shots: Fireblades: 9 - 8 - 9 - 26 Opponents: 2 - 13 - 7 - 22 Fireblades Scoring Per 1 Magdon (5) Giangiulio, Wagner Per 2 Magdon (6) Sheridan, Giangiulio Per 3 Sheridan (2) Unassisted Robertson (2) Peles, Pound Penalties: 3, 2 minutes 3, 2 minutes 3, 2 minutes C. Hockey's Stars of the Game: 1. the Cat, new addition to the "Love Line" sparks win over foes! 2. Dickey, with the Short handed goal that he didn't even stop to aim, deke, or even think, he just let that fat keep a rollin'! 3. Defense, with Cat gone, a really stellar game! Month Record: October 6-3-0-0 November 10-9-1-2 December 3-5-3-1 January 5-6-0-0 February 3-5-0-0 March 7-5-1-0 April 1-4-0-0 Rink Record: Bayonne 3-3-1 Beacon Hill 1-0-0 Mennan 4-3-0 Icehouse 21-16-1-2 Woodbridge 2-0-0 South Mountain 2-0-0 Days: Sunday 6-7-1-1 Monday 5-7-1-1 Tuesday 16-10-0-0 Wednesday 8-11-1-0 Thursday 6-5-2-0 Friday, no games Saturday 0-2-0-0 Scheduled Start Times: 8:00 3-3-0-0 8:15 0-3-0-0 8:30 1-0-0-0 8:45 0-1-0-0 9:00 3-2-0-0 9:45 2-1-1-0 10:00 1-0-0 10:15 5-3-1-1 10:30 3-6-2-2 10:45 10-4-0-0 11:00 4-4-0-0 |
Preview of Next Game: Sunday, November 24 at Mennen 10 PM on the new ice. We play the Force, see the games story right to the right, idiot! |
