Published by the New Jersey Fireblades Hockey Association, 1999-2002. Send E-Mail to the Webmaster at GoalerWin@AOL.com |
News Of the Game! Mistakes plague 'Blade in second half of Home & Home, Lose 1-2. Love Line asks, "Where's Fat Teddy?" while Donnie Bradeur asks, "Where's the D?" Secret Weapon with goal, C. Hockey with assist. Offense has nothing. It was the second half of a "home and home" series with the Force, and we had just played them last Wednesday. The 'Blades were still reeling from the League's new "no gay sex" in the locker room, and the love line was suffering from MSB - Maximum Sperm Build-up, they were ready to explode! But, unfortunately, not with goals... The Force had lost the first game, and were ready to punish the 'Blades, who were not invited to brand new Rink 3 at Mennen, sentenced to Rink 2, built in 1930 when "It's Mennen" was on the grammaphone. Nonetheless, the 'Blades came out skating. Unfortunately, everything went wrong. Off the Force's skate into the net, The Cat with the Dorothy Hamill impression, and he didn't win the Gold... he was more like Tanya Harding, wacking away on the ice doing snow angels while the Force player sets up three times... Eel receiving three Hail Mary passes, and then "Checks all systems" Beep, Boop, not ready to go yet... oops, it's too late... Charlie with the puck ticking, tacking, oops to the other player... Hatchet with the puck, and nothing to shoot at... Donny and Otis (his protege, or is Donny the mentor?) drunk as skunks and ready to throw up, er, the technical term is regurgitate? Well, it was not nice, Blades lose 1-2. See you after the Eby Cup this Thanksgiving, look for an update on the Saturday Page; Driver one week from Thanksgiving! |
Game 6: at Mennen November 24 at 10:00 versus the Force |
News Of the Game! Mistakes plague 'Blade in second half of Home & Home, Lose 1-2. Love Line asks, "Where's Fat Teddy?" while Donnie Bradeur asks, "Where's the D?" Secret Weapon with goal, C. Hockey with assist. Offense has nothing. It was the second half of a "home and home" series with the Force, and we had just played them last Wednesday. The 'Blades were still reeling from the League's new "no gay sex" in the locker room, and the love line was suffering from MSB - Maximum Sperm Build-up, they were ready to explode! But, unfortunately, not with goals... The Force had lost the first game, and were ready to punish the 'Blades, who were not invited to brand new Rink 3 at Mennen, sentenced to Rink 2, built in 1930 when "It's Mennen" was on the grammaphone. Nonetheless, the 'Blades came out skating. Unfortunately, everything went wrong. Off the Force's skate into the net, The Cat with the Dorothy Hamill impression, and he didn't win the Gold... he was more like Tanya Harding, wacking away on the ice doing snow angels while the Force player sets up three times... Eel receiving three Hail Mary passes, and then "Checks all systems" Beep, Boop, not ready to go yet... oops, it's too late... Charlie with the puck ticking, tacking, oops to the other player... Hatchet with the puck, and nothing to shoot at... Donny and Otis (his protege, or is Donny the mentor?) drunk as skunks and ready to throw up, er, the technical term is regurgitate? Well, it was not nice, Blades lose 1-2. See you after the Eby Cup this Thanksgiving, look for an update on the Saturday Page; Driver one week from Thanksgiving! |
Published by the New Jersey Fireblades Hockey Association, 1999-2002. Send E-Mail to the Webmaster at GoalerWin@AOL.com |
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ABOUT THE TEAM |
The team that "enjoys" a few cold ones, our motto, "Fat, Old and Slow" in spite of Xena! |
Scoring: Goals: Fireblades: 0 - 1 - 0 1 Opponents 1 - 0 - 1 2 Shots: Fireblades: 6 - 4 - 7 - 17 Opponents: 3 - 10 - 6 - 19 Fireblades Scoring Per 2 Wagner (6) Bellero Penalties: King, 2 minutes - Hooking Matejek, 2 minutes - Tripping C. Hockey's Stars of the Game: 1. The Tic-Tac-Toe Defense with both points 2. Fresh King, quality game 3. Fat Teddy, smart enough to stay away and eat more food. Boy is he going to be fat! Month Record: October 6-3-0-0 November 10-10-1-2 December 3-5-3-1 January 5-6-0-0 February 3-5-0-0 March 7-5-1-0 April 1-4-0-0 Rink Record: Bayonne 3-3-1 Beacon Hill 1-0-0 Mennan 4-4-0 Icehouse 21-16-1-2 Woodbridge 2-0-0 South Mountain 2-0-0 Days: Sunday 6-8-1-1 Monday 5-7-1-1 Tuesday 16-10-0-0 Wednesday 8-11-1-0 Thursday 6-5-2-0 Friday, no games Saturday 0-2-0-0 Scheduled Start Times: 8:00 3-3-0-0 8:15 0-3-0-0 8:30 1-0-0-0 8:45 0-1-0-0 9:00 3-2-0-0 9:45 2-1-1-0 10:00 1-1-0 10:15 5-3-1-1 10:30 3-6-2-2 10:45 10-4-0-0 11:00 4-4-0-0 Lifetime: Force 2-11-0-0 Cubs 1-0-0-0 Bombers 0-1-1-0 Timberwolves 9-0-1-0 Scouts 11-5-1-1 |
Preview of Next Game: Thursday, December 5, at South Mountain, at 10:00 PM. We played tough with Mussell, Cat with Goals. They scored on Power Play, Screens. |
