Published by the New Jersey Fireblades Hockey Association, 1999-2002. Send E-Mail to the Webmaster at GoalerWin@AOL.com |
News Of the Game! "No Goal" - Ref, so 'Blades Crush T-wolves 9-0 with Win Flea with 'Trick, Size Line clicks too, Eel with 3 open nets, doesn't connect! Well, it was a rainy night with an accident on Route 78, means the 'Blades would be at the 'Bridge! Who would their toughest challenge be - Goal Suck, the league leader in goals? Howdy Doody the talking ref? The 'Blades themselves, a little too over confident? Nay, nay. I introduce you to Xena, warriour sex Ice Princess of Woodbridge! The 'Blades had no problem with Goal Suck, he hit the post, argued blue until his team folded like a wet napkin. Howdy Doody called a good game, taking the T'wolves into the p-box time after time. The 'blades were spurred on by the Bruiser with a sport center highlight goal - yes, it was beautiful my friends, worthy of Barry Melrose forgetting about Driver - oops, he's not in the NHL now, either! No, it was Xena. Sure of her sexual prowess, overlord of the dual rinks at the 'Bridge, she sought to do battle with the 'Blades on the one thing they hold most dear - their beer and cigarettes! "Out, out brief candle, life's a walking candle", she murmured as she was washing her hands putting the ka-bash on the the beers and cigs (sorry guys, that's my Dennis Miller impression - it's a veiled attempt at humor by an obscure reference to MacBeth) any way, let's get back to Xena! Warrior Sex Ice Princess. No, this was no beastmaster, she roamed the halls of this Ice Palace, muttering her weapons - "this is no community center, it's a bar, - it was built by a Democratic mayor who went on to be Governor who is still not indicted!" Oh well, the 'Blades had the last laugh. They had the crushing victory over the T'Wolves, held Goal Suck to no scores, actually listened to the advice of Howdy Doody, and walked naked in front of Xena with beer cans up their ass spitting at Xena. Well, I made the last part up, but a good game none-the less... Next up at the 'House. Not only do they have Harley's, the Bowling Alley, but also Cubby's where Burk always wanted to go eat! |
Game 4: at Woodbridge, November 12 at 9:45 versus the Timberwolves |
News Of the Game! "No Goal" - Ref, so 'Blades Crush T-wolves 9-0 with Win Flea with 'Trick, Size Line clicks too, Eel with 3 open nets, doesn't connect! Well, it was a rainy night with an accident on Route 78, means the 'Blades would be at the 'Bridge! Who would their toughest challenge be - Goal Suck, the league leader in goals? Howdy Doody the talking ref? The 'Blades themselves, a little too over confident? Nay, nay. I introduce you to Xena, warriour sex Ice Princess of Woodbridge! The 'Blades had no problem with Goal Suck, he hit the post, argued blue until his team folded like a wet napkin. Howdy Doody called a good game, taking the T'wolves into the p-box time after time. The 'blades were spurred on by the Bruiser with a sport center highlight goal - yes, it was beautiful my friends, worthy of Barry Melrose forgetting about Driver - oops, he's not in the NHL now, either! No, it was Xena. Sure of her sexual prowess, overlord of the dual rinks at the 'Bridge, she sought to do battle with the 'Blades on the one thing they hold most dear - their beer and cigarettes! "Out, out brief candle, life's a walking candle", she murmured as she was washing her hands putting the ka-bash on the the beers and cigs (sorry guys, that's my Dennis Miller impression - it's a veiled attempt at humor by an obscure reference to MacBeth) any way, let's get back to Xena! Warrior Sex Ice Princess. No, this was no beastmaster, she roamed the halls of this Ice Palace, muttering her weapons - "this is no community center, it's a bar, - it was built by a Democratic mayor who went on to be Governor who is still not indicted!" Oh well, the 'Blades had the last laugh. They had the crushing victory over the T'Wolves, held Goal Suck to no scores, actually listened to the advice of Howdy Doody, and walked naked in front of Xena with beer cans up their ass spitting at Xena. Well, I made the last part up, but a good game none-the less... Next up at the 'House. Not only do they have Harley's, the Bowling Alley, but also Cubby's where Burk always wanted to go eat! |
Published by the New Jersey Fireblades Hockey Association, 1999-2002. Send E-Mail to the Webmaster at GoalerWin@AOL.com |
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More Beer! |
ABOUT THE TEAM |
The team that "enjoys" a few cold ones, our motto, "Fat, Old and Slow" in spite of Xena! |
Scoring: Goals: Fireblades: 0 - 3 - 6 9 Opponents 0 - 0 - 0 0 Shots: Fireblades: 10 - 9 - 10 - 29 Opponents: 5 - 4 - 5 - 14 Fireblades Scoring Madgon (3) Chesney, Sheridan Samer (3) Csikos Chesney (5) Sheridan, Magdon Pound (3) Rudner Magdon (4) Rea (2) Samer (4) Rea, Ashnault Wagner (5) Samer Magdon (5) Giangiulio Penalties: 21, 2 minutes 17, 2 minutes C. Hockey's Stars of the Game: 1. Flea, with a hat trick, now the leading scorer in the league 2. Mussel: Most improved player 3. The post that Goal Suck hit, it took their whole team out of the game! Month Record: October 6-3-0-0 November 9-9-1-2 December 3-5-3-1 January 5-6-0-0 February 3-5-0-0 March 7-5-1-0 April 1-4-0-0 Rink Record: Bayonne 3-3-1 Beacon Hill 1-0-0 Mennan 4-3-0 Icehouse 20-16-1-2 Woodbridge 2-0-0 South Mountain 2-0-0 Days: Sunday 6-7-1-1 Monday 5-7-1-1 Tuesday 16-10-0-0 Wednesday 7-11-1-0 Thursday 6-5-2-0 Friday, no games Saturday 0-2-0-0 Scheduled Start Times: 8:00 3-3-0-0 8:15 0-3-0-0 8:30 1-0-0-0 8:45 0-1-0-0 9:00 3-2-0-0 9:45 2-1-1-0 10:15 5-3-1-1 10:30 3-6-2-2 10:45 10-4-0-0 11:00 4-4-0-0 |
Preview of Next Game: Wednesday, November 20 at Hackensack 10:00 pm. We play the Force, which we have only beaten once (Val was in net) and then lost twice to them in the playoffs, games we SHOULD have won!! |
